most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough